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About my videos:
I post what I enjoy watching, and hope that others like it too. Most of my posts fall into two categories:
(1) Things that make me happy
(2) Things that advance my own secret personal agenda to take over the universe
About my comments:
Despite being a literary buff, most of comments on most websites in general are limited to the standard vocabulary of a 13-year old girl. I am notorious in particular for the following:
(1) "Fabulous" and its cousin "Awesome." As in the 'hot dog' sense of the word and not the 'universe' sense. If you don't know what I'm talking about, please see #3.
(2) "LOL." I will say in my defense that I only use this in instances where I am literally laughing out loud. I laugh easily so this is not a feat, but I will uphold my principles on this. I try to avoid LMAO and its variations, unless I find that my ass has literally been laughed off.
(3) I will sometimes quote things simply for my own amusement. For example, AWESOME like a hot dog (from Eddie Izzard's "Circle): The universe is awesome using the original version, the meaning of the word awesome, yeah? Not the new one which is sort of for socks and hot dogs: "I saw an advert for 'awesome hot dogs, only $2.99'. If they were awesome you'd be going "I can not… breathe for the way the sausage is held by the bun. It is… it is speaking to me. It is saying 'we are lips and thighs… of a donkey. Please eat us… but do not think that we are lips when you eat us, otherwise you'll throw up'." Which is true! It's awesome! America needs the old version of awesome, because you're the only ones going into space. You've got a bit of cash and you go up there, and you need 'awesome' because you're going to be going to the next sun to us. And your President's going to be going "Can you tell me, astronaut, can you tell me what it's like?" "It's awesome, sir." "What, like a hot dog?" "Like a hundred billion hot dogs, sir."'
(4) In instances where I am not limiting myself to a teenaged vocabulary, I am excessively wordy.
(5) I like making lists.
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Geek Videos Submitted by blahpook
In reply to this comment by blahpook:
I put a spoiler warning about his comment in my description, haha. I actually did like this movie even if it slowed in the middle just a bit...
In reply to this comment by dannym3141:
Actually, it is a bit shit to post a spoiler as the first comment.. the comment on the video got me interested (i'd never heard of the film) and then i went to find out the name of it and ended up reading a spoiler..
Whether you like the way budzos said it or not, it'd be nice if you put a big spoiler tag somewhere or something inventive
In reply to this comment by blahpook:
Verdict's still out for me. Though I'm thinking her and Tom Waits collaborating on a Jarmusch movie might have had a better result.
In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
I like Scarlett Johansson as much as the next guy and I like Tom Waits too, but this is not a good song. I didn't care for it the least.
http://www.videosift.com/playlists/eric3579/spoken-word-slam-poetry
In reply to this comment by blahpook:
His book, On Writing, is simply excellent.
Thanks for the info.
In reply to this comment by blahpook:
Another Vampire Weekend song.
In reply to this comment by darkrowan:
Still don't understand the Oxford Comma comment, but I do know how to *beg
also in the news wires
In reply to this comment by blahpook:
I wonder if the authenticity here is, well, authentic. If so, kudos. Does anyone know where this was originally posted?