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I just watched The Midnight Meat Train... (Horrorshow Talk Post)
^I know you`re not black, but every time I eat a fudgesicle I think of you.


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gwiz665 (Member Profile)
Thank ya, squire!

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*quality


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High-brow music - For the NPR crowd
*quality NPR shit. I bet ya blankfist secretly donates money to PBS too.


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Between
*quality


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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Have you considered the idea to stop fucking pigs?


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blankfist (Member Profile)
I felt like I was channeling you with this comment. Did you ever know that you're my hero?




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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Movie Trailer
Jake Gyllenhall? This has butt sex written all over it.


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Tourette's Guy (may he RIP)
*quality


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Awesome Heart Tribute: Barracuda
*quality


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rottenseed (Member Profile)
Hey rottenwhorerpictureseed, I love your latest collaboration with blankfist



Who knew blankfist had such a great rack? Sorry I missed your recent diamond acquisition. I'm sure your rock is a big hit at the glory hole. I honestly had intended to do the post myself, but I had other shit interfere with my Sift presence. I even shopped a picture for the occasion, but alas, it is a wee bit too late. Will you settle for a handjob from joedirt? I could smack him around a little bit, just for you.


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Issykitty (Member Profile)
I is lurking, in disguise



Maybe we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.


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blankfist (Member Profile)
Thanks, wiener man!

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*quality. You don't want deals.


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Lann (Member Profile)
Ha! I love it! Thank you! I made it my new profile page image. Now does Professor Science have a booboo on his leg from you firing short, controlled bursts from the kitty? I know you live in redneck country, but discharging a weapon indoors is still considered...umm...bad manners.

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Dude...I'm so sorry.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25624618@N08/4041386566/



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Church of LDS, Racism, and Prop 8
Pinky, it may not be be a racist church now, but it certainly was for most of its existence, until 1978. Its track record is shameful, and what they are doing to gays now is equally shameful. To be fair, most major faiths have shameful track records on race, gender, and homosexuality. Judaism is predicated on the belief that Jews are God's chosen people, with the gentiles being second class human beings in God's eyes. Christians looked to the Bible to condone the institution of slavery. Many Muslim women are forced to wear burqas, even if they don't want to. I could go on and on, but I don't want another wall of text here in the comments section.

Back to the topic at hand, the Mormons are now actively trying to deny the rights of gays, just like they once actively tried to deny the rights of blacks. All the testimonials about the "saintliness" of Joseph Smith doesn't change that fact. BTW, he sure did like amassing wives, even taking some from other men. But I'm sure God wanted him to break up marriages, just so he could have more wives. Because he's a latter day saint.


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Trouble Maker Cat
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Stop-touching-me


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What level of education do you have? (User Poll by Throbbin)
Bachelor's degree in psychology. Ask me how much I've used my education in a professional capacity since college. Go on, ask.

(Never)

Which is fine, because I lost interest in psychology after getting my degree in it. And even if I had a master's degree in psych I still wouldn't be making as much money as I do in my current job. I bite heads off chickens.


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Lann (Member Profile)
Ooh, a response! A digital response will suffice. I might miss your response in the mail. My fans are constantly inundating me with fan mail, love letters, and dirty pictures.

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...would you like a digital response or something through snail mail?

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I'm no artist. I just do silly photoshops, like in this Sift Talk post. So I'll make you a Jedi.

The force will be with you, always.



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Lann (Member Profile)
Hope you don't mind me photshopping you.


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Hey VS Art Hooligans... (Blog Entry by Lann)
I'm no artist. I just do silly photoshops, like in this Sift Talk post. So I'll make you a Jedi.

The force will be with you, always.


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Church of LDS, Racism, and Prop 8
Don't forget that American Indians (or the "Lamanites," as they are called in the Book of Mormon) were also cursed by God, but once they convert to Mormonism their skin will become white and delightsome.

And don't forget that the American Indians/Lamanites rode horses as early as 600 BC, even though horses didn't exist in pre-Columbian America. To explain this fallacy the Mormons have tried to claim that the "horses" they rode must have actually been tapirs. The Indian warriors riding their tapir steeds must have looked something like this.


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